...Someone who shall remain nameless wet through his underwear while sitting on my brand-new playroom rug.
...Someone (who shall again remain nameless) got his finger stuck in the box of tic-tacs. Talk about getting caught red-handed. We'll try to get a picture of that posted later.
...Someone's sister played a little too long without a bathroom break.
...While Someone's sister was taking a bath, the cat joined her. Upon Cat's exit from the bath, several things in the bathroom got wet, including Someone's Sister's pants. My first clue that all this was going on? The enthusiastic voice from the bathroom, commenting, "That's enough bath for you, and you look GREAT."
...Someone's Sister's freshly bathed cat climbed into the kitchen garbage--whether to restore a comfortable state of shabbiness or to sample the raw hamburger juices we have not yet ascertained.
This brings us up to date as of 5:10 this afternoon.
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