Conversation had at Shopko, with the checker, about 1) a beautiful green beetle Inge found on her shirt and subsequently lost through the bottom of the cart, thus occasioning much grief; and 2) a recently deceased baby bird we happen to know of.
Inge, addressing our checker (name of Amanda) with a certain delicate soulfulness of which only Inge is capable: We lost our green bug.
Amanda: Oh, I'm sorry. How did you lose it?
Lewis, sensing a connection, and comparably soulful: It's deeeead.
Amanda: Oh, I'm sorry.
Lewis: The baby bird is deeeead.
Amanda, mishearing: Oh, the bluebird is dead? I'm sorry.
Inge, still thinking of the beetle: No, it's not dead.
Me: No, see, the baby bird died. The green bug is just lost.
Amanda: Oh, that's too bad.
Inge, suddenly standing up in the cart and eyeing the checker: She's colorblind!
Me: No, she's not. Daddy's colorblind. Sit down.
Amanda, handing over the receipt: Well, I'm sorry about the baby bird and the bug.
And finally, as we exit stage left, Lewis looks around for our newly made friend, and lets slip the somewhat embarrassing fact that
he thinks we've been talking to one of his aunts.
Lewis: Where'd Abby go?