Overheard

Conversation between Lewis and Lewis:

(Crash...howl...)

Lewis, in a shaken voice: "I'm all right. I'm all right."

Lewis: "You're fussing; you better stop fussing."

(and then, the schizophrenic sides of Lewis becoming united in their opinion)

Lewis to Mommy: "I need a spankin'. Can I have a spankin' for fussin', please?"